End Terrorism of Math

To:  The President

Terrorism is an undeniable threat to the one great nation (the United States of America--Amen!) and, despite the efforts made by our all-amazing governments and troops it still seeps into the fabric of the red, white, and blues of all American clothing. It stains it permanently. The only way to remove it is to cut it away entirely. It takes all Americans working together to remove terrorism from our society and a major source of that terrorism lies within the mathematics which come straight from the heartland of evil. If you agree, if you are American, if you want to stop terrorism, if you want world peace, if you want to end global warming, you must sign this petition to destroy mathematics before it destroys US.A!

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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