Nomination Of Tim Haas For Next Year's Nobel Peace Prize

To:  anyone

I want a Nobel Peace Prize. I'd kill someone for one. And since now you don't have to actually accomplish anything in the way of world peace to get one, I figure that I'm as good a candidate as anyone else.
So sign my petition to nominate, me, Tim Haas for the Nobel Peace Prize. That's right! I'm going to be a Nobel Laureate. Suck on that!

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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