Bring Back Albert to the WWE!

To:  WWE

WWE, we miss Albert fuzzy wuzzy cuddly-ness. He reminded us all of our favorite song as a child, 'fuzzy wuzzy'. For you see, 'fuzzy wuzzy' had no hair. But, Albert he had a lot of hair, except for on his head. Can you not see the irony this presents WWE ? Irony = Ratings = Money = More WWE Diva Seaches ! WIN FOR EVERYONE YAY !

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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