petition to marry the singer of paramore

To:  the singer of paramore

Masta HLG: im thinking about
Masta HLG: starting a petition
BigArmyBug: of
Masta HLG: uh well im not sure exactly how its going to work
Masta HLG: but i was thinking about it
Masta HLG: and i want to marry the singer from paramore
Masta HLG: because she's hot
Masta HLG: i don't like her music
Masta HLG: but she's hot
Masta HLG: so i want to marry her
Masta HLG: so i guess i'd have to start a petition
BigArmyBug: what DUH

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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