We the undersigned petition for the removal of all Reality TV shows from national television and for the word 'celebrity' to never be applied to people who:









had a number one single 20 years ago,




related to someone rich,




related to someone famous,




have no concernable talent of their own









These people include Paris Hilton, Jade Goodie, Jordan, Jackie Stalone and pretty much anyone who has been on anything with 'Celebrity' in the title.