Bring Back Um Bongo

To:  The UK Supermarkets

To any store that does not maintain stock numbers of "Um Bongo"...

We, the users of YouTube and consumers of "Um Bongo", a delicious drink, hereby declare that we are outraged. We are outraged at the UK's large supermarkets not stocking our delicious drink and we, the Nermie Army and other associated groups are campaigning to relieve the UK of their "Um Bongo" thirst, to relieve them from the oppression that is causing us so much tastelessness.

It does not matter where you are from, if you feel the pain of UK citizens because we do not hold our beloved "Um Bongo", sign below and help our cause.

Sign below and spread the word,
"Um Bongo" will once again be drunk in the Congo.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

The Bring Back Um Bongo Petition to The UK Supermarkets was created by Consumers of Um Bongo and the Nermie Army and written by Chris Johnstone (chris.theninjapirate@hotmail.co.uk).  This petition is hosted here at www.PetitionOnline.com as a public service. There is no endorsement of this petition, express or implied, by Artifice, Inc. or our sponsors. For technical support please use our simple Petition Help form.