Keep Uwe Boll working!

To:  Hollywood Studios

We the undersigned want Uwe Boll to keep making movies. His films aren't near as bad as some of the shit the crawls out of the creative ass that is Hollywood, we refer you to any film made that has Adam Sandler or Sarah Jessica Parker in it. Uwe and his films may never win an Oscar but neither will the vast majority of other films. Sure "Bloodrayne" sucked major donkey balls but at least it kept that chick who was in the last "Terminator" movie off the streets for a few days and it also put a lot of eastern Europeans to work.



We'll probably never pay to see one of Uwe's movies, but motherfuck if he doesn't have the right to keep making them.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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