Bill "The Sports Guy" Simmons for Timberwolves GM

To:  Minnesota Timberwolves Fans/People Offended by Kevin McHale

Bill Simmons for General Manager


Are you a long-suffering Minnesota Timberwolves fan who is ready for a change in attitude and direction? Are you fed up with the ineptitude of the current regime and are looking for a fresh perspective? Well look no further than ESPN.com’s own “Sports Guy”, Bill Simmons! Bill, bless his heart, is one of the few writers who actually writes profusely about the National Basketball Association, and is simply a great basketball mind. Don’t believe me? Check out just a sampling of some past articles and see if Mr. Simmons makes sense to you.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/090212

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/070815

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=nbamockdraft/070627


Any way you look at it, its time for a change for our T-Pups. It’s time we got someone with a new voice, new energy, and new ideas involved in our basketball squad. So go ahead and sign your name on this petition and forward it to your friends if you think it’d be a good idea to hire General Manager Simmons. Heck, even if you just want Kevin McHale out of here and you’ll take anyone, sign the petition! If you’re sick and tired of the Good Ole Boys Club and are ready for a new direction, sign the petition! If you like Teen Wolf (just like General Manager Simmons!!!), sign the petition! Once we hit 1,000 signatures, this will be sent to Glen Taylor, Kevin McHale, Fred Hoiberg et al!

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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