Go Go Home Micaels and Best Buy

To:  Best Buy and Michaels

To the corporate slavemasters at Best Buy and also Michaels:

We wish to inform you that as of this moment, you are being boycotted by the Internet at large. This is due to exceptionally poor treatment of myself and my fiancee on one October the 14th, 2006, wherein Michaels gave us a badly crafted shopping bag with which to carry our important knitting materials, after which a large spool of yarn managed to fall out during our subsequent trip back home. My fiancee paid for this yarn, and yet it is gone now. She is very sad and this is all your fault.

Best Buy, meanwhile, further ruined our shopping experince by not having a particular DVD movie in stock at the time of our visit. We hope that you will consider the fact that not having a copy of The Cat Returns in stock has effectively soured our opinion of your company and all of its employees for years to come.

We do not await compensation for these terrible grievances, which is why as of this moment, both of your companies can no longer expect the business of every user of the Internet. Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

The Go Go Home Micaels and Best Buy Petition to Best Buy and Michaels was created by and written by Sardius McSardius and Mia Descandion (sardius@gmail.com).  This petition is hosted here at www.PetitionOnline.com as a public service. There is no endorsement of this petition, express or implied, by Artifice, Inc. or our sponsors. For technical support please use our simple Petition Help form.

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