A Real Change In Regards to Barack and Michelle Obama

To:  All American Citizens

This petition is one to request that all Americans -- regardless of race, creed, color, or political beliefs -- finally accept the fact that President Barack Obama is a human being like anyone else and is therefore just as likely to make the same mistakes as every other President in the history of this great country.

By accepting this fact, the American people will be free to exercise several key rights.

The American people will be free to criticize Barack Obama and his policies without having to worry about being seen as "partisan" or "negative."

The American people will no longer be obligated to refer to Michelle Obama as being "the most beautiful woman in the world."

The American people will be allowed to base their votes in the 2012 election on their actual preferences as opposed to feeling that a vote against Obama is a vote against change, tolerance, or freedom. As a result, those who vote for Obama will do so because they actually believe he should be president. Those who vote against Obama will now be able to do so without having to spend 15 minutes explaining how "inspiring" his 2008 victory was.

Editorial cartoonists will be free to do their jobs without being accused of racism.

Americans will not be obligated to buy cars manufactured by auto companies that earlier received bail-out money.

Americans will no longer have to pretend that they care about Barack Obama's dog.

Perhaps most importantly, Americans will be allowed to rely on and think for themselves as opposed to being obligated to wait for the latest speech from Barack Obama.

That's change we can believe in!

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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