More Meat From Majesco

To:  Majesco Entertainment

We the omnivores of the global community, in order to enjoy a more perfect meat dish, establish gravy, insure delicate tenderness, provide for the common deliciousness, promote the general satisfaction, and secure the blessings of liberation from our belts for ourselves and our posteriors, do ordain and establish this Petition to Majesco Entertainment.

We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all dishes are not created equal, that they are endowed by their preparer with certain identifiable differences, that among them are taste, texture, and the pursuit of deliciousness.

We The Undersigned have played the bastardized version of Cooking Mama produced and hosted by the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, which can be found here: http://www.peta.org/cooking-mama/index.asp?c=pcmgb08
We have found the gameplay to be quite delectable and satisfying to our tastes, and hereby petition Majesco Entertainment to incorporate similar gameplay into the next installment of the Cooking Mama franchise.

Maybe you could do a Pokemon thing or something, and have vegetarian and carnivore versions, and like, you could have the dishes fight each other and stuff. That'd be cool.

Keep doing what you're doing. PETA sucks and they're not costing you any sales. If anything we The Undersigned may buy Cooking Mama games just to piss off PETA.

Yay meat.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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