Blow Up the Moon

To:  Moon Creatures

As shown in this article, nerdy anorexic scientists are dropping tiny fire crackers on the moon to blow up whatever sea creatures may live under the ice cubes somewhere around the top parts or round abouts. http://bit.ly/jyXxQ
We fear that the current rate of moon bombing may be insufficient. In order to exert our dominance, we must increase moon bombing for fear of becoming moon bitches. Sign this petition, and together we will let the moon creatures know that we bend over for no satellite. Especially not a cratery bitch like our moon. Also, this petition serves a dual purpose to rename the moon. How boring is it to call the moon ....the moon. What about Stewart...or maybe Tony? Tony the Moon would be dope.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

The Blow Up the Moon Petition to Moon Creatures was created by and written by Patrick Murphy (patrick@patrickowenmurphy.com).  This petition is hosted here at www.PetitionOnline.com as a public service. There is no endorsement of this petition, express or implied, by Artifice, Inc. or our sponsors. For technical support please use our simple Petition Help form.